Dense grey snowfall brings with it poor visibility and the perfect cover for a gang of ski equipment thieves to hoover up every ski, pole, snowboard, helmet, glove and snood they can lay their Australian hands on outside each and every mountaintop restaurant, bar and tuck shop, simultaneously, leaving thousands of angry tourists stranded at the top of the mountain in now ridiculous footwear, and potentially thousands of dollars out of pocket. Ski Patrol are alerted when naïve cadet Josh suffers the bad luck of having his skis stolen with his pants literally down while taking a much needed dump. Lt. Powers immediately sends out a crack team of everyone to try and apprehend the thieves before they make their way off the mountain for good. Will Ski Patrol have the good fortune to even spot, let alone catch the paraphernalia poachers, or will Ski Patrol’s entire raison-d’être and frankly meagre budget be called into question by the resort owner?